Worst Restaurant Names of All Time

in Humor by RZ — October 7, 2009 |

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Looking for a new local eatery? Hopefully, none of these restaurants are popping up in your local community. The restaurants below are sure to make you look twice, but it has nothing to do with the food, service, or dining atmosphere. The names of these establishments alone may trigger you to vomit in your mouth, laugh out loud, or check your rear view mirror to confirm what you actually just witnessed. One thing is for sure, the names of these restaurants certainly aren’t helping their walk in business.

We recently received these pictures as an e-mail forward and thought we would share.

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Author: RZ

RZ is the godfather of the site. When he is not sipping on the sweet nectars of a local vineyard's product, he can be found practicing yoga or reading classics from the Romantic Era. He considers himself one of the few remaining of the endangered species known as the "Distinguished Gentleman."

markm

In 1979, the Air Force sent me to Cannon Air Force Base, near Clovis, New Mexico. On the edge of town, there was an abandoned drive-up restaurant, barely more than a roadside stand. Half the paint had been worn away by wind-blown sand, but you could still read the proud name:

Linenbergers.

Wish I'd had a camera.