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Ask a Hot Chick: Putting On Pounds

in Ask a Hot Chick by Jillian — October 4, 2009 |

 
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So I have been married to my wife for two years now and I am happy. I just have one small problem, she has put on a little excess baggage around the stomach area. I don’t want to tell her she is looking fat, but I want those pounds gone. What do I do? How do I approach this?

~ Anonymous

Yeah, what the hell is with the excess baggage? It’s like a woman gets a ring on her finger and its almost as if that ring is pumping ice cream, Doritos, Oreos and other junk food into her body 24/7. I am totally understanding of a woman’s body changing after a pregnancy, but I see so many women get married or into a relationship and they just let themselves go. I know it is a good thing because it means they are comfortable with their mate, but it’s not healthy.

Here’s how I would approach it if I were you. Plan something big a few weeks in advance and tell her you want her to wear a specific dress that she wore when you guys first met. Let her know how sexy you thought she looked when she wore it. It’s guaranteed she will try it on almost immediately after you tell her about the special night out you are planning. When she tries it on and finds she can no longer zip it up, she is going to realize how fat she’s gotten. She will do everything she can in the next couple of weeks to fit her fat ass into that dress. That’s how women work.

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After working several years in not for profit as an advocate for the tatas, Jillian felt it was time to focus on the muff. Jillian is still unsure if the equator is a real line that goes around the Earth or just an imaginary one, but who the hell cares because she's got a great rack. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.

 
 
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