Stuff for the Muff: Unusual Sex Toys

in Dating & Sex by Jillian — October 10, 2009 |

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Sweetest Day is just around the corner (October 17th) and it doesn’t have to be all flowers and candy. Show your favorite muff some love with one of Muff Slap’s unique and odd “Stuff for the Muff” recommendations below. Buy your significant other something special and maybe she’ll let you play too.

OhMibod

The OhMiBod is a stupid ass name, but has the potential of creating the utmost orgasm. The OhMiBod plugs into your iPod (and most MP3 players and laptops) and will vibrate in sync with your favorite music. It even plugs into most electric guitars! The OhMiBod can also be used without the help of music by using the multi-speed end cap. The OhMiBod runs for $69, which includes a velvet privacy pouch and 3 foot “freedom cord.”

The OhMiBod can be purchased at: www.ohmibod.com

The Oral Sex Headlight

Who woulda thought? No really? Apparently a couple from Kentucky. This light can you lead you through the darkness and into places you never thought or wanted to see for only $18.99.

The Oral Sex Headlight can be purchased at: www.sextoyparty.com

The Talking Head Vibrator

You can listen to the Talking Heads while using the the Talking Head Vibrator. It comes complete with 64MB of Ram (yes, 64MB) so you can pretty much download whatever you want to “do your thing” to. It also includes a USB port, an internal microphone (to record your own fantasies) and a pair of headphones all for $169.95.

The Talking Head Vibrator can be purchased at: www.mylittlesecretllc.com

Ben Wa Balls

Weighted, steel balls that help strengthen the kegal muscles for a tighter, more pleasurable sexual experience. The Ben Wa Balls come in a small clear case for easy storage for only $14.92.

The Ben Wa Balls can be purchased at: www.americanpieonline.com

18 Carat Gold Vibrator

I’d love to see someone trade this in at a “Cash for Gold” location. This bean shaped 3 inch vibrator has become one of the most lavish vibrators on the market. It weighs in at 5 ounces and is 18 carat gold plated giving you the ability to enjoy more than one of life’s pleasures. The device comes in a custom made discrete wooden box that is lockable, all for a mere $1,500.

The 18 Carat Gold Vibrator can be purchased at: www.sextoyparty.com

Vibrating Panties

Practical and pleasurable. The mini-vibe can slip into any pair of panties to help keep a smile on her face while she is at the grocery store or in the dentist chair. All this public pleasure for $85.95.

Vibrating Panties can be purchased at: www.deepmemories.com

Delight Vibrator

“Quit looking at me swan.” This delightful piece looks like a black and white swan, but who cares because it is shaped to make her feel so so good. The hook tickles the g-spot while an extra protrusion stimulates the clit. It measures 11 inches long and 2.5 inches wide. Get a swan of your own for only $132.09.

The Delight Vibrator can be purchased at: www.americanpieonline.com

Keychain Vibrator

Pure genius. Who wouldn’t want a vibrator on their keychain? I just ordered a dozen. The Flower Power Keychain Vibe offers clitoral stimulation and it is always on hand. This cute little tease of a flower can be found for as low as $7.59.

The Keychain Vibrator can be purchased at: www.excalibur-toys.com

Lily Vibrator

Designed by a furniture designer, this vibrator kind of looks like a shoe horn. With a silky smooth surface and 5 levels of stimulation this vibrator can pleasure for up to 7 hours. Lily comes with charger, manual, satin storage and 1-year warranty for $160.

The Lily Vibrator can be purchased at: www.mylausa.com

The Alien Penis

Something is off here? Or not, these two shafts run parallel and vibrate in unison. This vibrator isn’t just for the muff, but the neighboring hole too. The Alien Penis comes equipped with remote to pick your own pleasure speed for just $29.99.

The Alien Penis can be purchased at: www.sextoyparty.com

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Author: Jillian

After working several years in not for profit as an advocate for the tatas, Jillian felt it was time to focus on the muff. Jillian is still unsure if the equator is a real line that goes around the Earth or just an imaginary one, but who the hell cares because she's got a great rack. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.