Turkey Testicle Festivals

in Food by RZ — November 24, 2009 |

Thanksgiving is the one holiday that is known for having the best home cooked meal. Everyone gathers around a table and enjoys a meal that took hours of preparation. There is also a good chance that you come back for seconds later on or, at the very least, take a doggie bag to go. However, if you are feeling adventurous and really want to embrace the Thanksgiving spirit, take a look online to find the nearest Turkey Testicle Festival. No you did not read that wrong, there numerous festivals around the country celebrating Turkey balls.

There are a handful of cities across the United States that celebrate this tasty tradition that has been around in some cities as far back as the late 70’s. Most of these festivals are your standard neighborhood celebration with live music, a beer garden, and tee shirts to celebrate your conquest. These festivals have been known to sample up to 4,000 testicles.

The turkey testicles are similar in size to that of humans but slightly larger. The balls are normally breaded and deep fried. The taste has been described as a gamey bird taste with a fat consistency. Most people eat them plain, but if you need a condiment to help stomach them, the popular choice is ketchup. An interesting trivia fact that you can use for a topic of conversation at the Thanksgiving table is that the birds’ testicles actually hang under their left wing rather than behind their hind legs.

Here is a recipe for those of you that can get your hands on some of these balls and want to try and cook them yourself

2 pounds turkey testicles
1 cup flour
1/4 cup cornmeal
salt, pepper, garlic powder to taste
Louisiana Hot Sauce
hog lard or cooking oil
bread em, fry em, enjoy with a cold beer.

For more information on the festivals click on the links below.

Huntely, IL – http://www.huntleyturkeytesticlefestival.com

Clinton, MT – http://www.testyfesty.com

Essexville, MI – http://www.mlive.com/events/index.ssf/event/turkey-testicle-festival/140225/2009-11-27

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Author: RZ

RZ is the godfather of the site. When he is not sipping on the sweet nectars of a local vineyard's product, he can be found practicing yoga or reading classics from the Romantic Era. He considers himself one of the few remaining of the endangered species known as the "Distinguished Gentleman."