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Ask A Hot Chick: Spit or Swallow

in Ask a Hot Chick by Jillian — October 22, 2009 |

 
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spit or swallow

To swallow or not to swallow… shouldn’t all girls swallow?
~ Luke

Take a shot of warm, milky, salty gew and see how easy it is for you to swallow. No, all girls shouldn’t swallow if they don’t want to, but I know many men find it super hot when a girl does swallow. So if you are looking for some reasons to get your girl to swallow the load you bust in her mouth, here are a few:

  1. Semen is healthy and good for her. It is full of zinc, calcium, potassium, fructose, proteins and a boat load more. So next time you two are in Jamba Juice, tell her she doesn’t need to order extra boosts because you have her boost right here (point accordingly).
  2. Some studies show that semen acts as a natural antidepressant. If she is ever down in the dumps, use the power of your semen to make her feel naturally happier.
  3. Swallowing semen can help prevent preeclampsia, a high-blood pressure disorder.
  4. A study claims that semen plays a part in cancer prevention, particularly breast cancer. The glycoprotein and selenium content with apoptosis that’s induced by TGF-Beta ingested at least three times a week can reduce her risk.
  5. Get your spunk to taste better. Foods said to help make your semen taste better include; pineapples, bananas, strawberries, cinnamon, broccoli and celery. Note that dairy and red meats may increase the salty taste in semen. Find out if your women prefers sweet or salty. Does she like to snack on chocolates or pickles? If none of these foods work out for you, try Semenex, a pill that claims to help you blow a bigger and tastier load.

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After working several years in not for profit as an advocate for the tatas, Jillian felt it was time to focus on the muff. Jillian is still unsure if the equator is a real line that goes around the Earth or just an imaginary one, but who the hell cares because she's got a great rack. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.

 
 
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