15 Things I would Sell for One Night With Megan Fox
Every guy has that one woman in their head that they claim they would do practically anything to have that one night with her. The real question is what exactly are you willing to sacrifice? I have composed my list to have a date with the heavens!
1. Left Testicle
2. 401K
3. My girlfriend’s Breast Implants
4. Kidney
5. My Dignity
6. My Baseball Card Collection
7. Wedding Ring
8. Grandpa’s Ashes
9. My Summer Pass to Six Flags Great America
10. My Sister
11. My parent’s souls
12. Grandma’s Cancer Pain Medications
13. My Kids
14. My Jet Ski
15. My Playboy Collection (Every Issue Since 1982)
Feel free to leave a comment below if you have anything else you would be willing to sell for a shot with Megan Fox.
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RZ is the godfather of the site. When he is not sipping on the sweet nectars of a local vineyard's product, he can be found practicing yoga or reading classics from the Romantic Era. He considers himself one of the few remaining of the endangered species known as the "Distinguished Gentleman."
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