15 Things I would Sell for One Night With Megan Fox
Every guy has that one woman in their head that they claim they would do practically anything to have that one night with her. The real question is what exactly are you willing to sacrifice? I have composed my list to have a date with the heavens!
1. Left Testicle
2. 401K
3. My girlfriend’s Breast Implants
4. Kidney
5. My Dignity
6. My Baseball Card Collection
7. Wedding Ring
8. Grandpa’s Ashes
9. My Summer Pass to Six Flags Great America
10. My Sister
11. My parent’s souls
12. Grandma’s Cancer Pain Medications
13. My Kids
14. My Jet Ski
15. My Playboy Collection (Every Issue Since 1982)
Feel free to leave a comment below if you have anything else you would be willing to sell for a shot with Megan Fox.
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RZ is the godfather of the site. When he is not sipping on the sweet nectars of a local vineyard's product, he can be found practicing yoga or reading classics from the Romantic Era. He considers himself one of the few remaining of the endangered species known as the "Distinguished Gentleman."
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6 Comments
2009-09-16
11:28:26
I think they're all worth it
2009-09-28
22:27:42
HA! Everyone at my work is gathered around the computer and laughing right now.
2009-09-30
21:15:14
haha a true gent you are
2009-10-06
07:54:51
Well hello distiguished gentleman! Did you come up with this article while posing in Downward facing dog? Lol. I Agree, i think most men, if not all sould give all of the above minus their children. How could they, those are their planted seeds in this world!
2009-10-29
17:34:35
Too easy. The gf I currently have, my xbox 360, my PS3. Shouldn't dignity be first?
2009-10-29
23:01:45
That really is my sister....haha just kidding. I think TJ said it with dignity.