A Guide to Peyton Manning’s Facial Expressions

in Celebrities Humor NFL by Franky — February 7, 2010 |

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I’ve gotta say that as a die hard football fan, I completely respect Peyton Manning as a talented player and love to watch him at quarterback. With that said, he comes off as one giant douchebag. So as my very own tribute to Peyton Manning, I decided to take a look some of his facial expressions and pair them up with my very own Peyton quotes. Enjoy!

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“Hi guys, it’s me Peyton. I decided to retake my high school yearbook photo cause I look a lot cooler now than I did back in high school”

“Hi Tom, I’m gonna shake your hand in front of the media, but I really hate you because you won more Super Bowls than me. Your a dick!”

“Hi guys, I’m the new president cause I just won the Super Bowl. You know how many Super Bowls George Bush won? None, thats how many.”

“Will somebody block these assholes! I’m not suppose to get hit, I’m Peyton Manning for christ sake.”

“Everyone just hold on a second, I’m a little constipated.”

“Hey guys, this is what I look like when i’m talking on my cell phone.”

“Hi everyone! It’s me Peyton and my little brother Eli. We’re here on American Idol’s “Idol Gives Back” to show everyone how charitable we are. We definitly aren’t doing this for the media or our image.”

“I’m just gonna take a little nap right now, wake me up for the 4th.”

“Hi guy’s. I’m thinking really really hard right now… wait, what was the question?”

“My name is Peyton and I’m just having a casual strech before the game.”

“Oops, I just farted. I hope the other team didn’t hear me.”

“I don’t know the answer to your question so I’m just gonna make this stupid face for a little bit.”

“Screw you Tiger, golf is for pussies anyway!”

“Hey it’s me Peyton and I’m real dissapointed in you guys right now.”

“You guys may not recoginize me with this moustache, but it’s me Peyton Manning.”

“What the hell man, you were suppose to catch that! Ocho Cinco wouldn’t have dropped that pass.”

“Why the hell doesn’t anyone wanna talk to me? I’m so much better than Tom Brady!”

“Guys it’s really cold over here, can somebody bring me a hot chocolate?”

“I like the blue Gatorade.”

“I’m gonna throw this pass really really hard cause I’m Peyton Manning.”

“My offensive line sucks, it’s definitly all their fault.”

“Hi guys, it’s me Peyton Manning, I play football.”

If you also hate Peyton Manning, be sure to blow off some steam in the comment section below. If you happen to be a Peyton Manning or Indianapolis Colts fan, make sure you defend your quarterback by leaving a comment.

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Author: Franky

Franky is 23 years old and lives in San Diego, CA. When he isn't writing for Muff Slap he is perfecting his nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, and computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.