New Year’s Tradition in a Nutshell

in Lifestyle by Bravo — January 3, 2010 | View Comments

So you woke up at 2pm on New Year’s Day, in a random bed, in woman’s lingerie, with a raging headache. What a great start to 2010! After nursing your viscous Champagne hangover, you’ll take a look at 2009 with great joy. Here’s a look at what you probably saw on New Year’s Eve 2009. Add your sightings in the comment section below.

Overcrowded Nightclubs

New Year’s Eve is the biggest night for the nightclub industry. They can charge ridiculous entrance fee’s, and pack the damn place wall to wall. My guess is you brushed shoulders with random people all night. Don’t you love it?

Hot Girls in Tight Black Dress

Girls spend all New Year’s Eve day, getting ready for their night out. They get decked out in the tightest and sexiest black dresses you’ll ever see, and I won’t complain. Hopefully you can find one of these hotties to kiss at midnight.

Douche Bags in White Suits

New Year’s Eve has always had black and white parties, but that doesn’t give you an excuse to dress like P Diddy. Enjoy your night out, but expect to get shit the next day.

Mountains of Coke

New Year’s Eve is the biggest party night of the year, what better way to stay up all night and rage then with some fresh Coca Cola. I guarantee you saw at least 10 people doing lines in the bathroom. Just hope they cleaned up before heading back out to the dance floor.

Belligerent Drunk Girls

New Year’s Eve is a big excuse to drink excessively and not get shit for it, but don’t be that girl that gets carried home before midnight. Pace yourself, and actually remember New Year’s Eve.

Drunk American Idol Karaoke Auditions

The combination of drugs and alcohol will make you look like this at 2am. Hopefully there’s nobody there to take a pic.

Drunk Happy New Year’s Text Messaging

Did you get 500 million Happy New Year’s text messages too? I swear, between Christmas and New Year’s cheesy text messages my inbox is maxed out.

Too Many Drunk Drivers!

People get too many drinks in their system and think they’re god. Drive home on New Year’s night and you’ll have a 50/50 chance of getting a DUI. We recommend taking a taxi, or passing out on someones lawn. Either way, don’t drink and drive.

Masquerade Masks

If you attended the most cliche New Year’s Eve party ever, the Masquerade Ball, then you probably saw some terrible masquerade masks..

Obnoxious Noise Makers

There’s nothing more annoying then drunk people with noise makers. If I wasn’t drunk myself, someone would have got punched.

New Year’s Countdown

10-9-8…Happy New Year’s! Hopefully you’re drunk out of your mind, and making out with a random hottie when the clock strikes midnight. Just make sure your beer goggles aren’t too thick.

New Year’s Ball Drop

If you stayed at home this New Year’s, then you probably watched the legendary Times Square New Year’s Ball Drop. Hopefully you were popping bottles of champagne.

Amazing Fireworks Shows

My favorite part of New Year’s Eve night is the fireworks shows, yes I’m a kid at heart.

Champagne Showers

Once midnight strikes, I’m sure you had champagne spilled all over you, like you won the damn World Series. Tip of the night: wear a rain coat next New Year’s Eve.

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