National Lampoons Christmas Vacation Quiz

At the office, Clark drinks out of what character coffee cup?

Donald Duck
Tazmanian Devil
Roadrunner
Yogi Berra

How much money does Clark put down as a deposit on a swimming pool?

$1,500
$3,500
$5,500
$7,500

What is the name of the girl behind the Marshall Field’s lingerie counter where Clark is “blousing?”

Mandy
Mary
Margie
Ellen

How many Italian imported twinkle lights does Clark put on his house?

2,000
2,500
25,000
50,000

What tool does Clark use to hang the Christmas lights?

Hammer
Drill
Screw driver
Staple gun

What is Audrey’s boyfriend’s name?

Alan
Tony
Rusty
Alexander

What Chicago landmark building does Clark work in?

Sears Tower
Hancock Building
Aon Center
Wrigley Building

Francis complains about what to Ellen when she arrives at the house?

An enlarged mole
Back problems
Hemorrhoids
Eye pain

What caricature is on Clark’s pajamas?

Dog
Dinosaur
Cat
Elephant

Clark Griswold, Sr. reads what magazine with a flashlight in bed?

Cosmo
Elle
Sassy
Seventeen

What color gloves does Clark wear in the attic?

Teal
Pink
Red
Brown

The film Clark plays in the attic is from what year?

1953
1955
1956
1959

What was preventing Clark’s lights from twinkling?

Light switch in the garage was off
Fuse blew
One bulb went out
Electricity was out

Eddie’s dog is named…

Sam
Rots
Snots
Rocky

The Griswold’s next door neighbor’s names are…

Bob and Anne
Todd and Margo
Rob and Margo
Tim and Margo

Why does Eddie tell Arthur not to kiss Rocky?

He has herpes
He has a cut
He is sick
He has an unidentified lip fungus

How did Ruby’s eyes get uncrossed?

She fell in a well
She fell off her bike
She was kicked by a mule
She got in a fight with a bear

Eddie’s older daughter is where?

In the clinic getting cured off the Wild Turkey
Training to be a carnie
At college
Stripping

What does Clark use to grease up his saucer?

Butter
Grease
Silicone based cooking spray
Special car wax

When Clark finishes his wild saucer ride, what store’s parking lot does he crash land in?

Target
Wal-Mart
Montgomery Ward
JCPenney

What sports team jersey is Clark wearing while he watches Eddie empty out “the shitter” in the storm sewer?

Chicago Bears
Chicago Cubs
Chicago White Sox
Chicago Blackhawks

Why hasn’t Eddie had a job in 8 years?

The economy is bad
He’s not qualified for anything
He’s holding out for a management position
He doesn’t need one

Aunt Bethany wraps up what animal in Happy Birthday wrapping paper?

Cat
Squirrel
Dog
Bird

Aunt Bethany asks if Rusty is still in the…

Army
Navy
Air Force
Olympics

At the dinner table, Eddie asks for what part of the turkey?

Leg
Heart
Butt
Neck

Instead of Grace, Aunt Bethany recites this at Christmas dinner?

Pledge of Allegiance
Star Spangled Banner
God Bless America
National Anthem

Which character sports a mullet?

Eddie
Uncle Lewis
Rocky
Rusty

Catherine says Eddie doesn’t eat squirrels anymore because…

He thinks they are fatty
He heard they are high in cholesterol
He’s on a diet
He can’t catch them anymore

Clark’s boss Frank Shirley lives where?

Melody Lane
Main Street
Second Street
Far away

What does Speed Ball Messenger Service bring to Clark as his “Christmas bonus?”

A check that’s bigger than he expected
A letter confirming his reservation at the “nut house”
Enrollment in the Jelly of the Month club
A gym membership for a year

What state are Eddie’s license plates from?

Oklahoma
Illinois
Nebraska
Kansas

What two adjectives does Frank Shirley’s wife use to describe Eddie?

Big and scary
Bulging and beastly
Bulging and big
Bulging and mean

What does the Chief of Police want to beat Frank Shirley with because he suspended Christmas bonuses?

A stick
A rubber hose
A whip
Chains

The kids see what Clark tells them is the “Christmas Star.” What are they actually looking at?

An airplane
A light at the electrical facility
A light at the sewage treatment center
Santa

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Quiz

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