10 Things We’ve Learned From MTV’s “Jersey Shore”
With the launch of MTV’s new hit TV show, “Jersey Shore,” I thought it would be a great time to reflect on what we have learned so far this season. If you haven’t seen this show yet, check it out because it is absolutely ridiculous. Here are 10 things that I have learned from the show so far…
- Man tanning is ok
- Italians like to refer to themselves as “guidos“
- A good friend always distracts a hot girls ugly friend (aka, jumps on the grenade)
- Jersey Shore girls have the worst accents
- Jersey Shore guys hit on completely busted girls
- Jersey Shore guys spend at least 2 hours on their hair before going out
- Hot tubes on the Jersey Shore are likely to carry various STDs
- Every girl on the Jersey Shore looks the same
- If you live on the Jersey Shore, you must have a terrible nickname
- It’s ok to punch a girl in the face on the Jersey Shore
Jersey Shore Requirements
If you plan on visiting the Jersey shore anytime soon, be sure to follow these simple requirements and you should fit in perfectly!
Get a Fake Tan
Wear a Fake Gold Chain
Wear a Ed Hardy T-Shirt
Work Out at Least Two Hours Per Day
Get a Penis Piercing
Make Sure You Own a Hot Tub
Get a Large Tattoo
Rock The Fade Haircut
Talk With an Annoying Jersey Accent
Use Copious Amounts of Hair Gel
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- How to Build a Guido Tutorial
- Guido Fist Pumping Graphs
- Sexy Girl in Nike’s World Cup Soccer Jersey
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Franky is 24 years old and lives in San Diego, CA. When he isn't writing for Muff Slap he is perfecting his nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, and computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
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2 Comments
2010-01-06
08:29:36
Ok first off I would like to say that I have lived on the Jersey Shore my entire life, and all of those mother fuckers aren't even from New Jersey, they're from New York. The town where this show takes place is a town that those assholes have completely ruined over the years of vacationing during the summer. Which is why any true 'Jersey Shore' resident calls it "Sleazeside" And every car with a NJ license plate has at least one "Benny Go Home" (bennygohome.com) sticker. Everyone hates them and someone needs to clarify that these disgusting guidos are NOT from New Jersey.
2010-01-06
16:29:36
Ok first off I would like to say that I have lived on the Jersey Shore my entire life, and all of those mother fuckers aren't even from New Jersey, they're from New York. The town where this show takes place is a town that those assholes have completely ruined over the years of vacationing during the summer. Which is why any true 'Jersey Shore' resident calls it "Sleazeside" And every car with a NJ license plate has at least one "Benny Go Home" (bennygohome.com) sticker. Everyone hates them and someone needs to clarify that these disgusting guidos are NOT from New Jersey.