Leon Quotes from Curb Your Enthusiasm
With Curb Your Enthusiasm in its 7th season and the Blacks making an appearance for the second straight season, we have brought you the funniest Leon Quotes from seasons 6 and 7. Leon Black, played by J.B. Smoove, first made his appearance in Curb’s sixth season where he moved in with Larry, Cheryl, and Loretta. Larry David and Leon Black turned out to be quite a hilarious duo as Larry often seeks advice from Leon. Here we have some of the best Leon quotes to date from HBO’s hit series Curb Your Enthusiasm.
“You can’t pause toast, Larry. It loses its essence.”
“It couldn’t have been mine, you know why? Cuz I gets mine, Larry. I brings the ruckus to the ladies.”
“First of all, look around this place, man. Is there any visuals here to jack off to? All we have is basic cable right? What am I gonna do, jack off to Andy Griffith?”
“You got long ass balls, Larry. “Long Ball Larry”, that’s your new name.”
“You can have your wife back man, I don’t want the bitch no more… I just said I hit it and I quit it.”
“Black man doin his thang baby! Barack Obama motha fu*ka! Barack Obama! I’m the President of hitting that ass!”
“You goddamn right. I would have had her ass tap-dancing Larry. I don’t fu*k around. Gimme that goddamn number I will go over there and twist that ass up, Larry. I’ll have her ass twisted like a pretzel. You should have broke that ass in two pieces, know what I’m sayin? You should have came back with the bottom half of that ass.”
“Cum is not cum.”
“Maybe the gerbil got in an elevator, hit ‘Up’ and went up your asshole?”
“Turn that shit around on em.. Topsy Turvy that Motha Fu*ka!”
“Goddamn, Larry, what the fu*k, man? You hug my auntie, man, you stab her in the stomach?”
“He’s up there moping man, mopey dick. That’s what he is.”
“Ejac a lit?”
“I like a woman with a smart-ass mouth like that.”
“I walk by, I grab the purse, I run down the street, Larry pops the fu*k out, tackles me, tries to get the purse back, I fu*k Larry up, and keep on rollin’.”
The Best of Leon
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Franky is 23 years old and lives in San Diego, CA. When he isn't writing for Muff Slap he is perfecting his nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, and computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
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