My Best Friend’s Mom

in Drunken Stories by Muff Slap — November 7, 2009 |

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So it is one of my first times drinking, and I’m partying with my college pals at a friend’s house who lived near school. It is one the true first times I feel like I am venturing into man hood by having a couple of drinks in a social atmosphere with my friend’s parents.

The night started out with some Miller Lites, things were going great and I was starting to feel good. My buddy had really cool parents, so they had a couple drinks with us. The next thing you know, my buddy pulls out a half full bottle of what I swore stunk of gasoline, but he claimed was Everclear. It’s my first time having Everclear, and the words 190 proof didn’t mean to me then what they do today. Eight shots in two hours and I am loving life. One thing leads to another and I black out.

When I come back from the blackout, I’m upstairs in my boxers in their hot tub… making out with my friend’s mom who is in a bikini. She is pretty hot and as I cup her breast, her hand cups my balls. This was my clench back to reality. I jump out of the hot tub, put my clothes on, and ran all the way home.

I could never look his father in the face again and avoided their house ever since. My buddy never knew about my encounters because I quickly ended the friendship for fear of what I would attempt to do his hot mother the next time I mustered up some liquid courage.

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