Would You Rather Be Justin Timberlake or Tom Brady?

in Happy Hour Debate by RZ — December 28, 2009 | View Comments

Most guys spent their youth dreaming of being the superstar athlete in whatever sport they participated in, and winning professional championship. A select percentage of young boys grew up dreaming of being a singer or actor. Tom Brady is probably one of the most idolized sports icons today with his supermodel wife (Gisele Bundchen) to his 3 NFL Championships. Justin Timberlake is one of the most popular male singers, and has ventured into acting business amongst other things. Each one of these men has a list of past girlfriends that is at the top of the jealous food chain. Both of these guys live a life that most men idolize, but at Muff Slap we decided to examine which guy you’d prefer to be.

Justin Timberlake

Awards: He has won 6 Grammys, 7 MTV music awards, and countless other musical awards. Read more at IMDB.com.

Past Girlfriends: Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson, Cameron Diaz, Tatyana Ali, Staci Flood, Alyssa Milano, Christina Aguilera, Jenna Dewan, Alicia Keys, Britney Spears, and Fergie.

This man is a pop icon who has showcased his acting skills in Alpha Dog, as well as numerous Saturday Night Live appearances, and other movie/TV appearances. The percentage of kids that want dance lessons versus little league games is probably pretty minuscule, but this is what makes him special.

Justin Timberlake not only sings but he’s also a remarkable dancer, mimicking the moves of the legendary Michael Jackson. His dating record is comparable to any A list celebrity. In addition to his singing and acting career, he’s also helped launch the clothing lines with William Rast and is part owner of the following restaurants: Chi, Destino, and Southern Hospitality. He’s also become involved in producing music. This man has done it all at such a young age. One of the key advantages over Tom Brady is his career won’t end before he turns 40. Plus, he’s not married, so there’s more time to add new gorgeous celebrity girlfriends to his dating record.

Tom Brady

Awards: 4 time Pro Bowl Selection, 3 time Super Bowl Champion, 2 time Super Bowl MVP, NFL MVP, and AP Male Athlete of the Year. Read more at Wikipedia.

Past Girlfriends: Gisele Bundchen (Current Wife), Meghan Vasconcellos, Jenna Jameson, Maria Manounous, Bridget Moynahan, Kitana Baker, Erin Naas, Lavia Roberts, Tara Reid, Nikki Ziering.

This man is one of the leading faces of the National Football League. Although his rise to stardom in the NFL did not come directly out of his career at the University of Michigan, his recent success has made him one of the most successful quarterbacks of the decade. He’s won three NFL championships, and has a smoking hot Brazilian wife. He’s been Super bowl MVP twice, and has 4 Pro Bowl appearances. Most boys grew up dreaming of a career this flawless, regardless of the sport. The only downside to Tom Brady’s amazing life is that his career will probably come to an end before the age of 40, and he’s already married. Yes, she’s a super model, but who is monogamous nowadays.

At the end of the day my competitive nature would make me choose the life of Tom Brady because of his solid NFL career with 3 Super Bowl rings. This decision comes after much debate because I’m terrible at singing and dancing, which is the reason I respect what Justin Timberlake has done. The Championship rings and the supermodel are all I need. Then again maybe this is not a debate for men, but rather one of for the ladies of whom they would choose.

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Author: RZ

RZ is the godfather of the site. When he is not sipping on the sweet nectars of a local vineyard's product, he can be found practicing yoga or reading classics from the Romantic Era. He considers himself one of the few remaining of the endangered species known as the "Distinguished Gentleman."