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Ask a Hot Chick: Female Masturbation

in Ask a Hot Chick by Jillian — October 1, 2009 |

 
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Seriously… how often do women really masturbate?

~ Puddles

Seriously, more than they tell you they do. You know the “three’s theory” applied for the amount of sex partners a woman has had? She says she’s slept with two men, but in reality she’s slept with six or more men. That theory also applies to her frequency of masturbation. She has quickies in the shower, reaches down and pleasures herself to help her fall asleep, and probably has some Saturday nights entirely dedicated to sad movies and masturbation. Women like and need to masturbate almost as much as men do.

Women lie to men about the frequency of their masturbation for three main reasons. First, she doesn’t want him to think she is a skank. Since masturbation carries such a stigma, women who do it frequently are sometimes viewed as promiscuous. Second, she doesn’t want her partner to think it means they should have sex more frequently. Sex is sex and masturbation is masturbation and people have their own balance of both. Finally, she doesn’t want you to think you are doing a bad job when you two have sex. She probably loves having sex with you, but sometimes she needs that feeling of independence when she gives herself an orgasm.

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After working several years in not for profit as an advocate for the tatas, Jillian felt it was time to focus on the muff. Jillian is still unsure if the equator is a real line that goes around the Earth or just an imaginary one, but who the hell cares because she's got a great rack. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.

 
 
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    how can i have my women tell me that she masterbates.and have her masterbate in front of me.
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