Ask A Hot Chick: Going Down on Her

in Ask a Hot Chick by Jillian — November 18, 2009 |

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I love to go down on my girl it totally turns me on, but she never really let’s me. The only time she allows it is right after she showers. I want to go down on her more! What should I do?

~ Brad

Brad, it sounds like your girl needs some vaginal hubris!

By nature, women are self-conscious creatures. This begins at a very early age and continues on for the rest of her life. Women are especially self-conscious about their vaginas because of the 6 reasons listed below:

She doesn’t think her vagina is pretty

Most women are not sure exactly what denotes a beautiful vagina. She may worry her “beef curtains” are too big or too dark. You can help her get over her vaginal insecurity by expressing why you like to go down on her. Tell her exactly why you think her vagina is beautiful and what about it turns you on.

She worries that her vagina is stinky

Just as men’s balls get sweaty, so does a woman’s outer vaginal area. Some underwear and/or pants can be very constricting. When warmth and moisture combine, it makes it a breeding ground for bacteria. If too much bacteria is produced then an unwelcoming smell is produced too. When you tell your girl how beautiful you think her vagina is, also describe how the scent of her vagina is also a turn on.

She worries she has funky tasting spunk

Most women have never tasted their own cum so they aren’t sure if it tastes good or bad. Women have heard the horror stories of funky tasting spunk and because they are self-conscious by nature, it is only natural that they wonder and worry if their own spunk tastes funky to their partner. When you describe the sight and smell of her be sure to include taste too.

She is feeling gassy that day and worries about a fart slipping out while you are down on her

During oral sex, a person is supposed to relax and enjoy it. If a woman is feeling the least bit gassy that day, she won’t enjoy it at all. If she relaxes and a tiny fart sneaks out, he will know. Talk about a turn off! It’s not worth the risk, check back again tomorrow.

Her period just ended

A woman’s period has a mind of its own. Sometimes a girl thinks it’s over and then surprise! its back. Periods really are as nasty as they sound and they require a lot of unpleasant maintenance. If she says “not today my period just ended,” take her word on it. Give her a few days and let her vagina air out and get back to normal.

She hasn’t had a chance to shave recently

Sometimes life gets busy and you run out of time to do your normal maintenance. You don’t want to go down on her with a bush or worse when she feels like a porcupine. Suggest taking a shower so you can shave her. If she denies you, check back again another day.

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Author: Jillian

After working several years in not for profit as an advocate for the tatas, Jillian felt it was time to focus on the muff. Jillian is still unsure if the equator is a real line that goes around the Earth or just an imaginary one, but who the hell cares because she's got a great rack. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.

Wigger Mcgavin

Kent you are crazy. Huge labia are awesome.

Kent

President Abraham Lincoln- don't you worry about her bush getting mixed in your sweet beard?

AbeLincoln

You don’t want to go down on her with a bush or worse when she feels like a porcupine.

I'm all for going down on the bush (porcupine is not as nice).

Women should not assume that all men want them to shave - some of us are turned on by the hair too.

kaya

Personally, I feel like it is more of an intimate experience when a guy goes down on me. They are literally down on the most private part of you.

Kent

That's the worst when you finally meet a hot chick only to later find out her curtains are huge and wrinkley. Gag.

The League is the most funny show on tv right now.