A Tribute to Man Jorts
There is really not much I can say about jorts so I will leave it to our good friend the Urban Dictionary:
1. Jorts
Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and douchebags. Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like. If you wear jorts, you probably don’t talk to girls. The term “jorts” does not apply to jean shorts worn by black people, as those are entirely acceptable.
“The kid next to me was definitely a total dick; he was wearing jorts.”
2. Jorts
A combination of the words “jean” and “shorts” used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.
“While at a baseball game, I noticed a plethora of adult males with no shirts on, drinking copious amounts of beer while proudly wearing Jorts.”
3. Jorts
Jean shorts, such as those worn by male Florida Gator fans at the Georgia-Florida football game.
“Don’t talk to him; he’s obviously a Florida fan with those jorts he’s wearing.”
If you are a man and you wear jorts, be sure to leave a comment and let us know what the hell is wrong with you.
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Franky is 24 years old and lives in San Diego, CA. When he isn't writing for Muff Slap he is perfecting his nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, and computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
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8 Comments
2010-03-19
01:24:14
funny stuff! Maybe they are all never nudes!
2010-03-19
18:44:02
Maybe they're all never-nudes!
2010-03-20
03:11:52
you wouldn't understand
2010-03-20
16:18:10
The ass-less ones look comfy. Nothing is funnier than jorts. So wear them in such fashions: With a shirt & tie, as cut-offs, to sporting events with tank tops. But you should make them yourself. Do not go to K Mart and buy them off the rack, knee-length, and seriously ponder which patterned shirts you wear with them. That is NOT what jorts are for.
2010-03-21
20:28:57
They don't count unless they're CUT-OFFS!!
2010-06-21
21:55:21
Aw, the one guy with the Crocs...
By the way, I do like wearing jorts. But not cutoffs or anything above the knee.
2010-06-29
20:23:37
Ummm dude...I would listen and give more credence to any of the supposed "rednecks" or "dumbasses" wearing jorts in these pictures before I would even consider listening to or dignifying ne word from some ADD-addled, pus-faced 13-year old Urban Dictionary contributor. And you let them speak for you?
BTW. I like jorts. I have a fine job, ladies like me, I like them, and jorts are cool.
2010-07-08
17:27:46
Aside from the Daisy Duke versions, I don't see a friggin' thing wrong.