25 Funny Car Accessories

in Humor Lists by Franky — March 3, 2010 | View Comments

It just never ceases to amaze at the funny accessories and stupid bumper stickers that people put on their cars. From fake bullet holes to antenna balls to the infamous car bra, I present to you the top 25 most ridiculous things that people put on their cars. Make sure you add your own items to this list in the comment section below.

Neon Car Lights

Let me tell you, neon lights are straight up obnoxious. I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that you drive around with these things on your car, or the fact that you spent an entire afternoon installing them.

Fake Baseball Through Window

I’m pretty sure nobody looks at these things anymore and thinks, “Oh crap, that guy has a baseball through his window.” For everyone out there that also hates these fake baseball stickers, I have come up with a plan. Let’s all keep a handful of baseballs in our car. When you see someone that has one of these stickers, drive up along side of them, and throw a real baseball through their window.

Fake Bullet Holes

Fake bullet holes have got to be one of the worst car stickers available. I’m pretty sure we can all tell your bullet holes are fake, if not because they look fake, it’s because you’re driving a brand new BMW in one of the nicest neighborhoods in town.

Dog Sticker

Nobody gives a shit about your dog, trust me!

Coexist Sticker

First, take this stupid sticker off your car. Then, go hug a tree you dirty hippy!

Bush/Cheney ‘04 Sticker

If you are still sporting a Bush/Cheney 04′ sticker, it’s about time you take it off. Next time there’s a commercial break on Fox News, head out to your driveway and take this sticker off of your car.

My Child Is An Honer Student Sticker

Let me tell you how impressed I am that your kid is an honor student at Nobodygivesashit Elementary School.

Antenna Ball

Ok, just take this thing off your car now; if not for yourself,  for the good of all man kind.

Religious Sticker

When I’m sitting in traffic, getting a blowjob from a Hooker while smoking a joint, the last thing I want to read is a religious bumber sticker.

Car Flags

Do you really need to have flags on your car?

Support Our Troops Magnet

If you really supported our troops, you would drive your F350 right over to the local enlistment office and join the Army.

Full Back Window NFL Sticker

I’m all about football, but your full back window Chargers sticker is still gay.

Political Stickers

If I wanted to hear about this shit, I would just turn on Rush Limbaugh.

Calvin Pissing Sticker

The Calvin pissing sticker was played out in 1998. Now it’s just pathetic.

Bull Horns

This picture above is the exception to the rule. So, unless you are driving en enormous white Cadillac and are wearing a full white suit (including white cowboy boots and a white cowboy hat), you are not allowed to have bull horns on the front of your car.

Creepy Van Mural

Here’s the thing, the creepy van mural may look cool, but when you’re out molesting children, you are just drawing way too much attention to yourself. Stick with the classic white van.

Dashboard Bobble Heads

The dashboard bobble head is right up there when it comes to stupid car accessories. Do people actually pay for these things?

Truck Nuts

Dude, your truck does not have balls and neither do you. Even Hank Hill would agree that truck nuts are stupid.

Confederate Flag

Really, is this still necessary? If you are one of the lucky individuals to have a confederate flag somewhere on your truck, do the rest of us a favor; go back to West Virginia and continue banging your cousin!

Too Many Bumper Stickers

Not sure what the line of thought it with this strategy. No matter how many bumper stickers are covering your car, we can still see that it’s a piece of shit.

Car Bra

The car bra has to be one of the dumbest things people put on their cars. Are you really that paranoid about your car that you need to invest in this ridiculous looking cover? If the guy down the street doesn’t have one of these on his $200,ooo Lamborghini, you sure as hell don’t need one on your used VW.

Fuzzy Dice

Fuzzy dice were definitely the coolest accessory 1994 had to offer. Too bad it’s 2010.

Large Spoiler On Your Crappy Honda

If there’s one thing that make’s me laugh, it’s people who trick out their Hondas. Unless you’re planning on doing some Tokyo Drifting or you are auditioning for the next The Fast And The Furious, you definitely don’t need a 2 foot high spoiler on the back of your car.

Baby On Board Sign

Do you think i’m going to slow down when I see this sign on your car? Well, let me tell you something, I’m not. If anything, I’m gonna assume you are a slow driver and do everything I can to pass you.

Car Trolls

Next time you’re sitting in your local Walmart parking lot, keep your eyes out for this fine specimen.

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