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Ask A Hot Chick: The Old Dirt Trail

in Ask a Hot Chick by Jillian — October 10, 2009 |

 
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I have been trying to get into my wife’s butt for 3 years now. She isn’t down with it, but I would really enjoy a trip down the “old dirt trail.” How can I get my wife to open up to this, or should I just let that dream die? What do I do?

~ Tuesday Larry

Dreams never die my friend. There’s a way to dip your banana in her chocolate.

For women, anal sex is a love hate relationship; she either loves it or she hates it. Anal sex is a lot like caviar. Some people view caviar as a delicacy and love to eat it whenever available. Other people try it out, but are turned off by the texture or taste of it so they don’t want to eat it again. The remaining hear that fish eggs are the main ingredient in caviar so they won’t even give it a taste.

Your first hurdle is going to be convincing your wife to try it. Since anal sex carries such a stigma, it is likely she has only heard the “horror” stories from her friends. When she hears the words “anal sex” she automatically clenches her butt cheeks and thinks pain. You need to explain the benefits of anal sex. Tell her how the opening of the anus contains the highest concentration of nerve endings, which could give her a far more intense orgasm than vaginal intercourse. Since the highest concentration of nerve endings are located in the opening of the anus, try convincing her to play the “tip game” where you insert the tip of your penis just to see how it feels.

If your wife is willing to play the “tip game” then you’ve made it over your first hurdle, but you’ve got another hurdle straight ahead. Use spit or lubrication before inserting the tip of your penis in her anus so it goes smoothly and feels good for her. If you move slow and stay wet, the “tip game” should feel really good for her because you are hitting the sensitive nerve endings pretty much head on. Once she starts to feel how good just the tip feels, cross your fingers that she will want to go further.

If you’ve been granted full access to her anus, continue to move slow and keep things wet. Do not, and I repeat, do not shove your bad boy right in! If you do, you will likely crash and burn on the final hurdle. The final hurdle is getting your wife to enjoy the feeling of anal sex so she will want it again at some point. There’s a fine line between pain and pleasure, stay on the side of pleasure.

Anal Sex Tips:

  • Make sure she is relaxed. A glass of wine or two can help with this.
  • Have lubrication on hand.
  • Do not insert until access has been granted.
  • Move slowly.
  • Play safely because the anus is not only sensitive to pleasure, but also sensitive to pain.
  • Do not double dip! Bacteria that lives happily in the anus could create havoc in the vagina.
  • Enjoy!

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After working several years in not for profit as an advocate for the tatas, Jillian felt it was time to focus on the muff. Jillian is still unsure if the equator is a real line that goes around the Earth or just an imaginary one, but who the hell cares because she's got a great rack. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.

 
 
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    "The Old Dirt Trail" now that's funny shit.
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