Fearless Black Out Wednesday Predictions

in Booze Lifestyle by RZ — November 24, 2009 |

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Everyone knows the day after Thanksgiving is Black Friday where people line up early and bombard stores to get those few key items at deeply discounted prices. Not too many realize the Wednesday before Thanksgiving is actually “Black Out” Wednesday because it is one of the biggest drinking nights of the year. There is a good chance that you might make your way to your hometown local hot spot and run into some people that you have not seen since high school. Here are some predictions that might occur at your local pub.

A girl from high school will have recently gotten a boob job and she will make sure every one at the bar notices her new assets.
Another former classmate will have come out of the closet and be at the bar with his significant other of the same sex.
You will be able to over hear several jock’s conversations about the glory days of their high school sports playing days.
There will be a fight that breaks out between a few of the local bar patrons and a few “temporarily in town” over served visitors.
A girl that went to your high school will walk into the bar and you won’t be able to notice her because she went from the “ugly ducking” to the “hot chick” in the years since you have seen her last.
A guy from your high school will be with his wife/girlfriend that is way out of his league and you will ask your friends “How did he get her? Is he rich now?”
The same clicks that formed in high school will quickly re-group and it will look like high school all over, only years later.
You will see a friend’s little brother or sister and realize they are old enough to be drinking and you will immediately think, “oh shit I am getting old.”
At least one of your friends will hook up with an old high school flame and there is a good chance they will wake up and have to sneak out of their friends parent’s house because they had some late night fun in what used to be their room, but is now the guest room.
There will be one old classmate at the bar trying to impress people by talking about how successful their career has been. They will attempt to display this by trying to buy every person that they know at the bar a shot. No one will be impressed, but no one will turn down a free shot!

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RZ is the godfather of the site. When he is not sipping on the sweet nectars of a local vineyard's product, he can be found practicing yoga or reading classics from the Romantic Era. He considers himself one of the few remaining of the endangered species known as the "Distinguished Gentleman."