Things You Won’t See on Sale for Black Friday

in Lifestyle by Franky — November 26, 2009 |

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Black Friday is one day in America that people just expect everything to be on sale. Wherever you end up going to do your shopping, there is one thing that is certain, you are not going to pay full price for anything. While most of the major retailers look offer major deals on your favorite products for Black Friday, there are just some items that you will never see on sale. Here are a few items that that are not likely to be on sale for Black Friday in 2009.

Hookers

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Unless Walmart decides to start stocking hookers in aisle 13, we are most likely not going to see any Black Friday specials from any women of the night.

Tobacco

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The average pack of cigarettes costs about $6-7 in most locations, with some major cities seeing prices as high as $9-10. Tobacco is yet another item that you will not see on sale for Black Friday in 2009.

Booze

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Weather you are at the bar or at your local liquor store, booze it not likely to be on sale more so than usual just because it is Black Friday.

Gasoline

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With the average price of gasoline rising year after year, do not expect to see any big Black Friday discounts on your next gallon of gas.

Marijuana

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With millions of Americans smoking marijuana on a regular basis, I do not expect your favorite weed dealer to be offering any Black Friday deals on your next purchase.

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Author: Franky

Franky is 23 years old and lives in San Diego, CA. When he isn't writing for Muff Slap he is perfecting his nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, and computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.