15 Cheap Beers You Drank in College

in Beer by Franky — November 5, 2009 |

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No matter where you went to college, chances are you most likely drank many of the beers and malt liquors on our list at some point in time. From late night PBR blackouts to hiding the ghetto coozie from the police, cheap beer has got a place in everyone’s hearts. As a tribute to crappy beers all over the country, we bring you 15 cheap beers you probably drank in college.

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Milwakee’s Best Ice
aka Beast Ice
5.9% ABV
“Gets people drunk faster.”

Pabst Blue Ribbon
aka PBR
5.0% ABV
“This brew can only be described as god’s piss.”

St Ides
8.2% ABV,
“Get your girl in the mood quicker, make your jimmy thicker, St. Ides.”

Private Stock
6.9% ABV
“Smokin weed in bamboo, sippin on Private Stock.”

Mickey’s
aka Grenade
5.6% ABV
“The breast milk of the Irish goddesses.”

Colt 45
6.1% ABV
“It’s malt liquor – it will fu*k you up quicker.”

Steel Reserve
aka 211
8.1% ABV
“Once only available in the darkest corners of the hood.”

Olde English 800
aka OE, Old Gold, Olde E and 8-Ball
7.5% ABV
“Olde English 800 cause that’s my brand,… Take it in a bottle, 40, quart, or can”

Natural Light
aka Natty
4.2% ABV
“An important part of every college kid’s nourishing diet.”

Keystone Light
4.2% ABV
“The world’s most powerful laxative.”

Busch
4.6% ABV
“Cheap shitty beer. Welcome to college.”

King Cobra
6.0% ABV
“The old snake bite.”

Red Dog
5.0% ABV
“If you look at the bulldog upside down, it looks like Batman is giving someone cunnilingus.”

Schlitz
4.9% ABV
“The drunkest you can get for $3.”

Camo High Gravity Lager
8.5% ABV
“It’s much stronger than Old E.”

Honorable Mentions

Schmidts

Icehouse

Old Milwaukee

Stroh’s

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