A Single Guy’s Guide to Getting Laid on Valentine’s Day

in Dating & Sex Lifestyle by RZ — February 9, 2010 |

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Valentine’s Day is the most fabricated Hallmark holiday ever created, but it is the perfect opportunity for a single guy to go out and find a girl that night. Sure, most of your friends that are in relationships are out celebrating with fancy dinners and gifts, so consider yourself lucky to not be wasting money on a girlfriend for the simple fact she can tell her friends and co-workers about what an amazing night she had. There are going to be plenty of single girls out on Valentines Day and here are a few tips to help increase your chances of walking away with one at the end of the night.

Do Your Homework

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In order to have any decent chance of finding where the single women in your town might be headed you need to do a little homework. So ask your single friends, check bar promotions, or look online for any singles parties or “love sucks” bar crawls because the more ladies the better your chances. You are going to have to venture past your local dive bar or your favorite sports bar on Valentines Day because there is a good chance the single ladies will not drinking their sorrows in either one of these establishments. If you don’t find a good place to go, you have already decreased your chances significantly and are going to be one of the twenty-four drunk patrons at your sports bar hitting on the two single ladies there.

Have a Good Wing Man

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This one comes down to numbers and approachability. If you go out with five buddies, there is a good chance that you and your five friends could be attracted to the same one or two attractive girls and you are going to be fighting your buddies to win her attention. You should bring one friend or if you have a good wing girl, she can be an asset as well. When you are traveling in a small group, you can approach any size group of women and not be overbearing. A wing woman can be a perfect teammate if she is not to over protective and willing to start up conversations with the ladies. In addition, by having an attractive wing women, that speaks highly of you and the ladies in the bar will be intrigued as to how you can be out on Valentine’s Day with this attractive lady and just be able to be friends. So you might want to consider buying your single girl who is a friend a couple of drinks and leave your buddy at home. The only thing to keep in mind is if you do bring a good girl friend, she must know her role and can’t be there to hurt your game or think you are are unavailable.

Have a Go To Story

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This is the one part of the evening that is going to require you to potentially fabricate part of your past. If you do start up a conversation with an attractive lady, she is certainly going to ask you why you are single. This is where it can get tricky; you want to have a story or two in your pocket about either a recent break up where she devastated you to go with the sympathy approach and the straight laced we just broke up because we wanted different things. You need to have a story for both depending on the lady you are having a conversation with.

Don’t Talk About Your Ex

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This is a cardinal rule when you are on a date with any girl, but especially on Valentines Day; don’t talk about your ex. Sure you want to have a story about why you are single, but no need to go into details or the specifics of your past relationship. When you talk about your ex with another girl, she is instantly going to be turned off and think you are still hooked on her or that she is still stuck in your head and she will envision you always comparing her to your ex. In addition, do not dig too deep on Valentines Day about why she is single. Sure you can ask surface level questions, but if you go too deep, it’s going to bring back unpleasant memories and if you add a little liquor to that night, she could end up crying in the bar.

Keep Her Glass Full

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Let’s face it, when people get drunk they make bad decisions. Valentines Day is no exception, but rather the opposite where a girl might be feeling sad or vulnerable and be willing to make a bad decision with enough liquid courage. Make sure she is having a good time and the drinks are casually flowing. This does not mean 12 Jagerbombs so she can’t stand and you have to carry her home; just use good judgement. Hopefully, you can judge her tolerance and befriend her through conversation, laughter, and booze to the point she does not realize what your underlying intentions have been the whole time.

Happy Valentines Day and good luck my friends!

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Author: RZ

RZ is the godfather of the site. When he is not sipping on the sweet nectars of a local vineyard's product, he can be found practicing yoga or reading classics from the Romantic Era. He considers himself one of the few remaining of the endangered species known as the "Distinguished Gentleman."