Ask A Hot Chick: Girls Order Salads

in Ask a Hot Chick by Jillian — October 8, 2009 |

Why do women always order salads when they are on dates?

~ Anonymous

All women have ordered a salad for dinner at some point during their dating career and most of the time it’s not because she thinks she’s fat. If a woman orders a salad on a date, it is very possible she is avoiding the worst case scenario; diarrhea. Dating is very exciting and nerve wracking, which can do funky things to the stomach. If the woman likes you then she isn’t going to want to get the embarrassing trots on your date. If she does get the trots there go your chances of her putting out.

Yes, sometimes women order salads because they had to squeeze their ass into their favorite pair of “skinny” jeans, but it is only because she wants to look good for you. If she eats too much and feels bloated then she won’t feel as sexy. You want her to feel sexy because a woman who feels sexy, acts sexy.

If a woman orders a salad when you are on a date with her, don’t put her in the “hot seat” and question it. Just let it be. Nine times out of ten she goes home, puts on sweats and binges on whatever is in her fridge. When she gets to know you better her nerves will settle and she will start ordering steak. So for now let her enjoy a light salad and enjoy the fact that it is light on your wallet.

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Author: Jillian

After working several years in not for profit as an advocate for the tatas, Jillian felt it was time to focus on the muff. Jillian is still unsure if the equator is a real line that goes around the Earth or just an imaginary one, but who the hell cares because she's got a great rack. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.